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Boy, do I have to urinate.
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If only there were a
solution to that.
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Seriously. I feel like I've
got a fish tank in my pelvis.
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So go to the bathroom.
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I can't.
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Why not?
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Because I'm trying to decide between
getting an Xbox One or a PS4.
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Oh, "pee." Why'd
I say that?
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Forgive me for asking a stupid question,
but why are you being stupid?
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I'm not being stupid.
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I'm employing the work of
Dutch researcher, Mirjam Tuk,
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who found that people with full
bladders make better decisions.
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Why did I pee before I
decided to move in here?
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- Hi!
- Hey.
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- Oh, how'd the audition go?
- I killed it.
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I was even able to cry real
tears right on the spot.
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- Oh, that's great.
- I know.
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Next time I get pulled over
for a speeding ticket,
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here come the waterworks.
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Here come the waterworks!
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- Aren't you gonna ask?
- What is this, my first day?
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♪ Our whole universe was
in a hot, dense state ♪
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♪ Then nearly 14 billion years
ago expansion started... Wait! ♪
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♪ The Earth began to cool
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♪ The autotrophs began to drool,
Neanderthals developed tools ♪
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♪ We built the Wall ♪
♪ We built the pyramids ♪
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♪ Math, Science, History,
unraveling the mystery ♪
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♪ That all started
with a big bang ♪
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♪ Bang! ♪
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♪ The Big Bang Theory 7x19 ♪
The Indecision Amalgamation
Original Air Date on April 3,
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== sync, corrected by elderman ==
@elder_man
Resync for WEB-DL by Norther
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Can I get your opinion on something
that happened at work today?
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- Yeah, sure.
- Of course.
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Okay, well, I did something that will
either make me look like a lovable goof
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or a horrible monster damned
to spend eternity in hell.
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I'm sure it's lovable.
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I'm gonna go with monster.
What do you got?
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Well, there's this lady in
our office who's retiring,
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and they were passing around one of
those big cards for us to sign...
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Okay.
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But no one told
me she was in
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a horrible car accident
over the weekend
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and what I was signing
was not a retirement card
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but was actually a
"get well" card.
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I'm liking my odds here.
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So on the card,
in the hospital,
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next to the woman who's
clinging to life are the words,
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"Hey, Vivian. You
deserve this."
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"And at least with you gone, no one will
steal my yogurt out of the fridge."
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No!
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- "LOL. Smiley face."
- Oh, my gosh.
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"P.S. Good luck
wherever you wind up."
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Why didn't I put
money on this?
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Hey, that's my agent. If I got the
part, it's still the second best thing
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I've heard all day. Hello?
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- Am I a terrible person?
- No. No, it was a mistake.
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Am I a terrible person
that it crossed my mind
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that she might die and
never see the card?
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Now I think you're
flirting with the line.
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- Good news?
- No, I didn't get it.
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I'm so sorry.
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You'll get offered
something soon.
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I kind of did. The part in that awful
horror movie I passed on came back around.
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Apparently, it's
mine if I want it.
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- Are you gonna take it?
- I don't know what to do.
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Maybe you'll get hit
by a car and die.
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LOL, right?
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Hey. Emily, right?
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Yeah...
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I-I don't know if
you remember me...
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From the dating Web site.
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Your friend e-mailed me
because you were afraid to,
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then you tracked me down
and acted like a lunatic?
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Yes, Rajesh Koothrappali.
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Look, uh, I just...
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I wanted to say I'm sorry.
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Okay? You were, like, the coolest
person I ever found online,
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and I got really nervous
and I-I just blew it.
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Uh, don't worry about it.
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And if it makes you feel any better,
you're not the weirdest guy
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I've met off the Internet.
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Well,
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give me a chance-- you
don't even know me.
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All right,
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here's your chance.
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Wha... Really?
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Thank you.
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Fate has given me a
rare second chance,
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and I swear to Vishnu
I'm not gonna blow it.
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Or normal words followed
by a charming smile.
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So, first there was
PlayStation-- aka PS1--
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then PS2, PS3 and now PS4.
And that makes sense.
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You'd think after Xbox,
there'd be Xbox 2.
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But no, next
came Xbox 360.
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Hmm? And now, after
360, comes Xbox One.
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Why "One"?
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Maybe that's how many seconds of
thought they put into naming it.
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Can you get the
butter, please?
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You know, however,
with the Xbox One,
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I can control my entire entertainment
system using voice commands.
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Up until now, I've
had to use Leonard.
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Then get the other one.
Pass the butter.
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Get... Hang on.
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I don't feel like you're
taking this dilemma seriously.
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Fine, Sheldon.
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You have my undivided
attention.
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Okay, now, the PS4 is more
angular and sleek-looking.
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- No way.
- Yeah, well, it's true.
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But the larger size of the Xbox
One may keep it from overheating.
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Well, you wouldn't want your
gaming system to overheat.
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No, see? Well, you
absolutely would not.
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And furthermore, the Xbox One now
comes with a Kinect included.
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- Included?!
- Yes!
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Not sold separately.
Although...
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the PS4 uses cool
new GDDR5 RAM,
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while the Xbox One is still using
the conventional DDR3 memory.
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Why would they still be using
DDR3? Are they nuts?!
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See? That's
what I thought.
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But then they go and throw
in an ESRAM buffer.
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Whoa, whoa. Wait a second.
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- Who's "they"?
- Xbox.
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- You're kidding!
- No, I am not!
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And this ESRAM buffer
should totally bridge
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the 100-gigabit-per-second bandwidth
gap between the two RAM types.
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This is a nightmare. How will
you ever make a decision?
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You see? I don't know!
What should I do?
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Please pass the butter!
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Okay, it's not me, right?
This script is terrible.
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Yeah.
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I had higher hopes
for a movie called
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Serial Ape-ist 2: Monkey
See, Monkey Kill.
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You know, it's still possible for
you to be good in a bad movie.
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Okay.
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"Sometimes I feel like I can control " the
killer gorilla instinct inside of me,
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"but then I see these
bananas and I...
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just want to eat them
and then kill people."
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- What am I gonna do?
- Well,
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for starters, I wouldn't
eat the bananas.
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No...
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- Come on! This is serious.
- Uh, uh, does it at least pay well?
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Less than I was making at
The Cheesecake Factory.
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What does your
agent think?
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She's thinking of taking a job
at The Cheesecake Factory.
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You know what, why
don't you just do it?
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You'll go have fun for a few
weeks, make some money--
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and who knows what
it might lead to?
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Okay, look, here, page 58. I
oil-wrestle an orangutan in a bikini.
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Just to clarify, which one of
you is wearing the bikini?
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Both of us.
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So it's a family film.
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Thank you again for dinner.
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You're welcome.
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- Good night.
- Uh, it's date night.
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Aren't you, uh,
forgetting something?
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Oh, of course.
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00:08:02,922 --> 00:08:07,134
Did I mention the PS4
controllers light up?
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00:08:08,962 --> 00:08:10,905
No.
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Well, they do.
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And then after coffee,
we went for a walk
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and she told me she always
thought people from India
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were exotic and
mysterious.
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So, with my mouth, I said,
"We're just like anybody else,"
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but with my eyes, I said, "Straight
up, Red, hop on my flying carpet."
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So, you gonna
see her again?
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Yeah, we have plans
this weekend.
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And if it's a clear night, I'm gonna
lay some romantic astronomy on her.
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Okay, like what? Show me.
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I can't do that
to Leonard.
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This is some powerful
panty-dropping stuff.
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You have my blessing.
Go for it.
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Okay.
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Penny,
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two of the brightest stars in the
night sky are Altair and Vega.
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And it is said they were deeply
in love but forever separated
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by the celestial river
of the Milky Way.
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- Oh, that's sad.
- It is. But...
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once a year,
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on the seventh day
of the seventh month,
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Vega cries so hard that all the
magpies in the world fly up
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and create a bridge with their wings
so the two lovers can be together
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for a single night
of passion.
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Wow.
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00:09:35,601 --> 00:09:37,781
Okay, that's enough.
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Quick poll: PS4
or Xbox One?
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- Raj.
- Uh, Xbox One.
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- Penny.
- Huh?
187
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- Leonard.
- PS4.
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- Wolowitz.
- Both great.
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00:09:51,311 --> 00:09:54,201
- Bernadette.
- I like the Wii.
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Thanks, Grandma.
191
00:10:00,707 --> 00:10:02,414
- Oh, my goodness.
- What's up?
192
00:10:02,434 --> 00:10:05,061
I just got an e-mail from
my ex-girlfriend Lucy.
193
00:10:05,079 --> 00:10:07,898
She... misses me and
wants to get together.
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00:10:07,922 --> 00:10:12,538
Two women at the same
time? Nice job, playa!
195
00:10:14,101 --> 00:10:16,085
Really?
196
00:10:16,563 --> 00:10:19,956
Was it the "two women"
thing or the "playa"?
197
00:10:21,048 --> 00:10:23,037
It was the "playa".
198
00:10:27,911 --> 00:10:29,191
What am I supposed to do?
199
00:10:29,204 --> 00:10:32,112
How am I supposed to choose
between Emily and Lucy?
200
00:10:32,143 --> 00:10:34,043
Why do you have to choose?
Date both of them.
201
00:10:34,049 --> 00:10:36,662
I can't date two
women at once.
202
00:10:36,680 --> 00:10:39,395
Zero women-- that's
my sweet spot.
203
00:10:40,522 --> 00:10:43,766
Unless you're sleeping with one of them,
seeing other people isn't a big deal.
204
00:10:43,794 --> 00:10:46,647
But what if one of them asks me
what I was up to the night before
205
00:10:46,673 --> 00:10:49,654
and I was with the other one?
Then, what, do I lie?
206
00:10:49,673 --> 00:10:51,546
- Yes.
- Yes.
207
00:10:53,956 --> 00:10:56,769
- What do you mean, yes?
- What do you mean, yes?
208
00:10:56,788 --> 00:10:58,985
Were you seeing other women
when we started dating?
209
00:10:59,005 --> 00:11:00,705
No. Were you
seeing other men?
210
00:11:00,731 --> 00:11:02,092
No.
211
00:11:02,098 --> 00:11:04,949
- Were you seeing other men?
- No.
212
00:11:10,164 --> 00:11:12,332
Aren't you gonna ask me?
213
00:11:14,128 --> 00:11:16,230
Come on, really?
214
00:11:18,974 --> 00:11:21,101
Thank you so much for
letting us pick your brain.
215
00:11:21,121 --> 00:11:22,414
Yeah, happy to help.
216
00:11:22,441 --> 00:11:23,421
So, what's going on?
217
00:11:23,438 --> 00:11:26,506
Well, I'm having an impossible time
getting my career off the ground,
218
00:11:26,519 --> 00:11:28,771
and I got offered a role in
this crappy horror movie,
219
00:11:28,790 --> 00:11:30,744
and I just don't know
if I should take it.
220
00:11:30,771 --> 00:11:34,198
Well, I have certainly taken some
jobs that I've been embarrassed by.
221
00:11:34,219 --> 00:11:37,815
I wouldn't exactly call
Star Trek embarrassing.
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00:11:39,170 --> 00:11:41,164
I wasn't.
223
00:11:42,961 --> 00:11:44,954
Me, either.
224
00:11:46,137 --> 00:11:49,611
So, what do you think, is there a
professional downside to doing it?
225
00:11:49,631 --> 00:11:50,818
Well, it's tricky.
226
00:11:50,844 --> 00:11:53,974
You want to take projects
that you're excited about,
227
00:11:53,993 --> 00:11:57,092
but sometimes you also
have to pay the bills.
228
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When you're on the set
working on something
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that you just know in your heart
is bad-- not Star Trek...
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00:12:04,070 --> 00:12:07,223
Yeah, beam me up.
I love it!
231
00:12:08,773 --> 00:12:12,416
Anyway, those jobs
can be soul-crushing.
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00:12:12,449 --> 00:12:14,189
That's what I'm afraid of.
233
00:12:14,207 --> 00:12:17,833
Well, I was in Stand By Me when I was
a kid, and it was a huge success.
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00:12:17,846 --> 00:12:20,721
The terrible movies I did
came after that.
235
00:12:20,739 --> 00:12:22,586
I mean, imagine how that feels.
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00:12:22,599 --> 00:12:23,726
Sounds rough.
237
00:12:23,739 --> 00:12:26,019
I'm telling you, this
business is brutal.
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00:12:26,039 --> 00:12:29,335
To this day, I hate
going on auditions.
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Okay, I walk in, and I can
just feel them thinking...
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"He was such a cute kid.
What happened to him?"
241
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And then I don't get the job,
and I can never find out why.
242
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Honestly, I get so depressed,
there are entire weeks
243
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that I can't even
get out of bed.
244
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Okay, this was helpful.
245
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Any news on your coworker
who's in the hospital?
246
00:13:01,367 --> 00:13:04,367
Poor thing, she was
in surgery for 18 hours.
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She's alive, but she's
still in critical condition.
248
00:13:06,735 --> 00:13:08,029
Oh, no.
249
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The one bit of good
news is they put her
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in a medically induced coma
before she read the card.
251
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So, you know,
silver linings.
252
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Were you like this
when I married you?
253
00:13:22,781 --> 00:13:26,241
Don't worry about it,
buddy. Okay, bye.
254
00:13:26,933 --> 00:13:28,790
That was Wil-- he's
feeling a lot better.
255
00:13:28,803 --> 00:13:32,590
Apparently, he's 12-down in
the TV Guide crossword puzzle.
256
00:13:34,120 --> 00:13:35,947
Did he help you make a
decision about the movie?
257
00:13:35,959 --> 00:13:39,007
No. Did you figure out what you're
gonna do about the two girls?
258
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As a matter of fact, I did.
259
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I've spent so many years living in
fear, saying no to new experiences,
260
00:13:45,473 --> 00:13:48,494
but from now on, I'm gonna
say yes-- yes to love,
261
00:13:48,514 --> 00:13:52,744
yes to adventure, yes to life; Whatever
it may be, the answer's going to be yes.
262
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- He's gonna die alone, right?
- Yeah. - Yes. - Yes.
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00:13:59,251 --> 00:14:00,724
I'm proud of you, Sheldon.
264
00:14:00,737 --> 00:14:02,344
You know, I'm
proud of me, too.
265
00:14:02,357 --> 00:14:05,731
I've done all my research,
I conducted an informal poll,
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00:14:05,737 --> 00:14:09,056
and I've arrived at the rock-solid
certainty I've made the right choice.
267
00:14:09,075 --> 00:14:12,133
- Well, that's got to be a
good feeling. - Oh, it is.
268
00:14:12,152 --> 00:14:14,393
- Although...
- Oh, crap.
269
00:14:15,794 --> 00:14:21,034
I had the same feeling when I made my
dad buy a Betamax instead of a VHS.
270
00:14:21,054 --> 00:14:22,594
You were just
a little kid.
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00:14:22,607 --> 00:14:24,440
Yeah, a little kid who
picked the wrong format
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to record
The MacNeil/Lehrer Report.
273
00:14:28,187 --> 00:14:32,620
I also was certain that HD DVD
would win out over Blu-ray.
274
00:14:32,646 --> 00:14:35,703
- How old were you then?
- Old enough to know better.
275
00:14:36,503 --> 00:14:38,243
You know, and now that
I think about it,
276
00:14:38,263 --> 00:14:42,916
I stood in front of a case of
iPods and I bought a Zune.
277
00:14:45,609 --> 00:14:48,640
- What's a Zune?
- Yeah, exactly.
278
00:14:49,968 --> 00:14:54,088
It's an MP3 player brought
to us by the makers of Xbox.
279
00:14:54,101 --> 00:14:56,881
What... no, what are you doing?
No, no, pick that back up.
280
00:14:56,900 --> 00:14:58,834
You know it's good.
You did the research.
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But what if I'm wrong?
282
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You know what?
283
00:15:02,812 --> 00:15:07,270
How about I buy it for you?
How about I buy you both?
284
00:15:07,295 --> 00:15:10,716
You know I only have one slot
available in my entertainment center.
285
00:15:10,729 --> 00:15:12,785
Then I'll buy you a new
entertainment center.
286
00:15:12,807 --> 00:15:14,529
Well, yeah... okay, sure.
287
00:15:14,542 --> 00:15:16,620
But which one?
288
00:15:17,844 --> 00:15:19,144
How about this?
289
00:15:19,157 --> 00:15:21,291
I've heard
that if you flip a coin,
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00:15:21,304 --> 00:15:23,196
it will tell you how
you actually feel.
291
00:15:23,215 --> 00:15:26,631
Because you'll either be disappointed
or excited by the outcome.
292
00:15:26,650 --> 00:15:27,692
Interesting.
293
00:15:27,714 --> 00:15:31,558
So, heads it's PS4,
tails it's Xbox One.
294
00:15:32,531 --> 00:15:34,578
All right, I'll try.
295
00:15:38,441 --> 00:15:39,761
What is it?
296
00:15:39,781 --> 00:15:41,546
A quarter.
297
00:15:45,397 --> 00:15:48,288
Could have given it back to me.
That was a choice.
298
00:15:55,943 --> 00:15:58,084
You look... you look
really pretty tonight.
299
00:15:58,106 --> 00:15:59,386
Thanks.
300
00:15:59,420 --> 00:16:00,507
I love that jacket.
301
00:16:00,520 --> 00:16:02,570
Thank you.
Thanks, thanks.
302
00:16:05,297 --> 00:16:06,837
I'm sorry. I can't do this.
303
00:16:06,850 --> 00:16:10,254
My... my ex-girlfriend e-mailed me,
and I'm seeing her Saturday...
304
00:16:10,273 --> 00:16:13,395
And I'm glad you like it--
it's from J. Crew.
305
00:16:15,015 --> 00:16:16,228
I don't understand.
306
00:16:16,247 --> 00:16:19,008
My friends told me it was okay to
see more than one person at a time,
307
00:16:19,027 --> 00:16:21,867
but it-it feels like
I'm being deceitful.
308
00:16:21,895 --> 00:16:24,382
Are you getting back
together with her?
309
00:16:24,400 --> 00:16:28,807
No. I-I... I have no idea.
What would you do?
310
00:16:28,827 --> 00:16:32,219
Uh, usually on first dates,
I talk about music and stuff,
311
00:16:32,239 --> 00:16:35,266
but I was promised
weird, so let's do this.
312
00:16:36,495 --> 00:16:38,487
How serious were you two?
313
00:16:38,504 --> 00:16:43,791
Well, to be honest, we only went on
four dates, hugged twice, kissed once,
314
00:16:43,804 --> 00:16:47,743
and there was a handshake
loaded with sexual innuendo.
315
00:16:50,306 --> 00:16:51,713
Wait, so...
316
00:16:51,732 --> 00:16:54,360
a girl you never slept
with sent you an e-mail
317
00:16:54,380 --> 00:16:57,182
and you felt so guilty about it
that you had to tell me?
318
00:16:57,203 --> 00:16:58,650
Yeah.
319
00:16:58,676 --> 00:17:01,204
That's kind of adorable.
320
00:17:01,226 --> 00:17:02,699
Are you... are you sure?
321
00:17:02,712 --> 00:17:04,212
Because this is the
part of the night
322
00:17:04,231 --> 00:17:06,588
where I've said something stupid
and the girl usually leaves.
323
00:17:06,606 --> 00:17:08,308
I'm still here.
324
00:17:08,334 --> 00:17:11,793
Yeah, but now you make me
wonder what's wrong with you.
325
00:17:13,212 --> 00:17:14,699
We just met.
326
00:17:14,719 --> 00:17:17,746
You don't need to tell me about
other people you're seeing.
327
00:17:17,770 --> 00:17:19,417
- Really?
- Mm-hmm.
328
00:17:19,440 --> 00:17:21,149
Because "I'm
dating two women"
329
00:17:21,167 --> 00:17:24,598
is basically the only cool
thing I can say about myself.
330
00:17:35,634 --> 00:17:39,378
On the one hand, the Xbox
One has a better camera...
331
00:17:39,397 --> 00:17:43,166
but the PS4 has a
removable hard drive.
332
00:17:43,190 --> 00:17:44,838
Thoughts?
333
00:17:45,733 --> 00:17:47,933
I can't feel my legs.
334
00:17:50,523 --> 00:17:54,602
Oh... I'm sorry, guys, but the
store closed five minutes ago.
335
00:17:54,620 --> 00:17:56,453
But I haven't decided yet.
336
00:17:56,479 --> 00:17:59,511
You'll have to come back tomorrow.
The registers are closed.
337
00:18:03,863 --> 00:18:07,010
Let's get you some food. Y-You'll
feel better after you eat.
338
00:18:07,026 --> 00:18:08,979
Okay.
339
00:18:08,999 --> 00:18:12,846
What-what do you want, like,
Thai food? A... a burger?
340
00:18:12,865 --> 00:18:15,177
I don't know!
341
00:18:25,691 --> 00:18:28,256
Hey, look, a quarter!
342
00:18:38,492 --> 00:18:40,425
- How's that feel?
- Great.
343
00:18:40,444 --> 00:18:42,882
Not like regret at all.
344
00:18:45,255 --> 00:18:47,322
Penny?
345
00:18:47,341 --> 00:18:49,477
We're working together!
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00:18:50,122 --> 00:18:51,951
Awesome!
347
00:18:53,043 --> 00:18:58,043
== sync, corrected by elderman ==
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Resync for WEB-DL by Norther